March 2010
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February 2010
25 posts
"Parks And Recreation"
TOM: Some Champagne?
WENDY: Uh, no thanks.
TOM: Come on. This is Armand de Brignac! Jay-Z drinks this.
WENDY: Yeah well, Jay-Z doesn't have to perform surgery in an hour.
TOM: You don't know Jay-Z's schedule. He's a renaissance man.
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January 2010
95 posts
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...
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